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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Then came..

No go.

share office space ...

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Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Is there any new American thing?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

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So they tried

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does the USA continue to be the driver of the world economy?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

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